No Ordinary Family

Loving this show!  Love Julie Benz.  Full review tomorrow.  AND Stephen Collins!! I live for anything Stephen Collins is in, from 7th Heaven to First Wives Club and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  Ladies I know you hear me.

sorry!

I have been off my game.  Tomorrow I will update on all of the shows I have missed!

dexter
desperate housewives
brothers and sisters
30 rock
the office
sisterwives....

Very Bad.

Sorry I was useless last night in the tv department.  Drank an old fashioned instead.

Tonight expect recaps of 30 Rock, The Office, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ebong, and hopefully Bluebloods. 

Have a great weekend!

Cocktails.

I need a cocktail tonight. I have so much to catch up on. The Big C, Weeds, Real World Reunion (or the Not Gay Ryan Show), The Real Hot Husbands and Ebong of DC, and all of the premieres tonight.

I hope to get Liz Lemon in tonight but I may not write about it because of my no blogging beyond 2 cocktails rule. Is Julianne Moore and that awful accent back this season? I hope not. I love you Julianne but not on 30 Rock.

Can someone tell me how My Generation plays out? I have it set up to record but I will gladly pass if it is not good.  As our First Lady says: "Thanks" but in all seriousness "Thank You" ~

Top Chef - Reunion and Desserts

*** will always post about Top Chef if only to post pictures of Eric Ripert***

Top Chef DC was terrible.  Clearly, Tiffany should have won (or Ed, Angelo, or Kenny...or even the dreads weirdo that got kicked off first). 

Last night's reunion with our favorite executive/host, Andy Cohen, was 100 times more exciting and funny than the entire season put together. Kudos.  I recommend watching the clips where the houseguests pull pranks on each other. 

At the end of the show, Andy announced the cheftestants (yes I hate that word too) that are going to compete in the upcoming Top Chef Allstars.  Here is the list (even though they have been filming around New York for over a month now...not actually a first time reveal).
Elia Aboumrad, Stephen Asprinio, Richard Blais, Jennifer Carroll, Tiffany Derry, Tiffani Faison, Carla Hall, Mike Isabella, Jamie Lauren, Dale Levitski, Antonia Lofaso, Spike Mendelsohn, Angelo Sosa, Dale Talde, Casey Thompson, Marcel Vigneron, Fabio Viviani, Tre Wilcox.

Most excited for, Jen, Richard, Casey and Fabio.  Least excited for, Tiffani, Mike, and Carla "Hootie Hoo".  Should be a good season! Anything at this point is better than DC and the disaster that is Desserts.

TC Just Desserts.

Disaster.  This show does not deserve to be included in the best reality show emmy win.  Pretty upset with the guy they kicked off (I'm not going to pretend to know any names besides Seth, who we will get to in a moment).  Mr. Kicked Off is talented.  The other two buttheads in the final two, girl who cant finish and Seth should have been more than kicked off....

"Seth is in tears because he didn't get his ice cream on his plate."

Grow a pair Seth.  Also, look into ativan and paxil.  He makes me so angry I cannot even write about him.

Great lesson learned in this episode. Never help anyone out. Done.

Time to go eat a cookie.

UPDATE

Rumors are spreading that Kate + 8 is cancelled. 

The show is not being cancelled because of ratings, but because Jon will not sign the contract to allow his children to be on tv (he really should, he legally gets some of their money and that buys a lot of Ed Hardy).

This could be a great thing for me.  So much shame in my inability to stop watching these clowns.

P.S. who is excited for Sister Wives?!?!?!

Girl with the Negative Tattoo

Modern Family.  Wahoo! It is back.  Modern Family's creator, Steven Levitan, has truly perfected the formula for comedy.  Does anyone not like this show?  If you don't, I really would like to know why. And if you don't, where is your soul?

Last night's premiere definitely did not disappoint.  I find it amazing that each episode is capable in 30 minutes of giving each character something ridiculous or funny to do or say.  Poor Phil. The legos on the head, the mispronunciations and the dream of a time machine.  Phil's day was pretty similar to mine.  I walked into a glass wall at Duane Reade, noticed terrible grammar in my early posts and dreamt of a time machine. (now you see why he is my favorite) 

Quote of the show goes to Jay: "this is my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam."

Keep it up Modern Family.

**did anyone else notice all of the kids appropriately aged during the hiatus except Manny? odd.