Birth Control

Teen Mom.  I could not sleep knowing that Teen Mom and Life Unexpected were sitting there on my dvr so once again I was up late in front of the tv.  I am a huge fan of this show and could probably write a book about my thoughts. 


Maci.  During the first season Maci was obviously the most level headed teen mom with the most stable and supportive family.  Ryan, her babydaddy is a loser. Bentley, her child is adorable (but the name is stupid).  Last night Maci moved to Nashville to be with her new boyfriend she met at the beginning of the season.  Stupid idea.  She left without court permission. This is really  going to benefit Ryan in the end. 

Farrah. I do not even know where to begin with Farrah.  Between seasons, it was reported that Farrah's mother was arrested for hitting her.  When I first heard about Farrah's mother beating her ass, I really thought that if I was Farrah's mother I would beat her too.  I'm sticking with that opinion.  This post is labeled "birth control" because seeing these mothers relate to their children is a form of birth control.  But, in all actuality, having Farrah as a child is really the major form of birth control.  She is awful, spoiled, and stupid.  Who goes to cooking school and puts an entire bag of frozen rice in a pot? Sophia is also adorable. 

Amber. Oh Amber and Gary.  Stop yelling. Just stop yelling.  You two do not need to be together, in fact, you hate each other. Figure this out or your daughter is destined to a similar fate as you two jokers.  Gary seems like he is missing a chromosome.  Amber does however look amazing.  I need to look into the Amber diet (I read about it in US Magazine but I cannot remember what she did).  Amber is also trying and failing to get her GED.  The other day, I found a practice GED test online...I did not do so well. Keep trying Amber. 

Catelynn.  Poor Catelynn and Tyler.  Catelynn and Tyler put their baby daughter Carly up for adoption. Smart move. I applaud the maturity of these two so much that I ofter I forget they are teenagers.  Tyler is quite possibly the most sensitive and wonderful teenage boy I have ever met (or observed on reality television).  Their parent situation...oy. So Catelynn's mother is married to Tyler's father Butch.  Yes. It took an entire season for me to figure out this family.  Tyler's mother, who raised him alone seems to be a fantastic mother, always giving strong advise and support.  Catelyn's mother however is a train wreck and I have no idea why social services is not called.  I understand Catelynn is almost an adult but she has a little brother Nicholas and clearly this lady and Butch (who actually isnt there but in rehab and then county jail because he violated a parole order while in rehab) are not fit to be parents.  I really hope this show is not aired in foreign countries...does not make America look good at all. 

I could go on and on about Teen Mom but that is enough for now.